It was etiquette taught to me when I was a child: don't wipe your dirty hands on your clothes and it was just obvious to not wipe your dirty hands on someone else. I guess Mrs. Bush forgot to mention that to our otherwise classy former President George Dubya!

If you haven't seen this clip, you should. It's laugh-out-loud reality TV that only shows the true nature of our former president and his respect for the presidents before him. The clip shows former President Bush shaking hands with a Haitian and then proceeding to wipe his hand on the clean shirt of his predecessor. After all, who's better to wipe a dirty hand on than the shoulder of former President Bill Clinton, goddamn democrats!

Now, I'm not the etiquette police, and I'm not, in any way, one to "hand" (pun intended) out advice, but you'd think that Purell would do a better job than any button-up shirt could. I guess not.

Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you former President George W. Bush. Please keep your shirts a safe distance away.